There is something to be said for the old adage, "You can take the boy out of the country, but you can't take the country out of the boy." Take a breath, it's a long article.
In early September Himself and I took a business trip to Las Vegas—yes, really, it was a business trip—to attend a union organizing conference. (By the way, Himself is my husband David.) I am always eager to go along on the conference trips to Vegas not only because we get to see many of our union friends from across Texas, New Mexico, Oklahoma, Kansas and Arizona, but also because the dining options in Vegas have just exploded.
I was particularly looking forward to this trip because I had my heart set on dining at CARNEVINO Italian Steakhouse; a new restaurant endeavor by the partners of chef Mario Batali and winemaker Joe Bastianich located in the Palazzo Hotel and Casino next door to the Venetian. I had done my research by downloading a copy of the press kit and menu, and I knew the guys would go for the "steakhouse" part of the menu.
The menu is set up for an Italian course-style dining experience with antipasto, pasta, meat and veg courses and dessert.
There were 12 of us in all and we did make reservations although I don't know if it was necessary, just recommended. We continued to add people as the evening went along and the restaurant was very accommodating. The dining room was beautiful with soaring ceilings and windows looking out on the garden view—it was not stuffy at all.

Cheesecake with Marionberries
The staff was excellent and very good natured towards our semi-rowdy group. (After all, we had spent happy hour in the Tequila Bar at Bally's. During HH each beer comes with a free shot of tequila! I don't think we disrupted the other diners but I'm sure it was entertaining to watch our group.) There were at least 4 wait staff and 2 sommeliers assisting our group. The menu, food portion was one page long and the wine list was another six pages—this is when it got interesting with the country boys.
Like any nice restaurant, the wait staff was very attentive--the napkins were folded and placed back in your spot if you got up to go relieve yourself (the guys found that amusing), dirty flatware was taken away and replaced with new, shiny clean forks and knives (I've never seen so may guys worried that they wouldn't be able to eat because "he took my fork"). Menu items like papardelle with porcini trifolati, orecchiette, bucatini all'amatriciana all needed explanations. My personal favorite was when the East Texas boys got to "puttanesca". It was all down hill from there.

Halibut with Risotto
The table was set with hot bread baked on site and served with butter and lardo. If you have never tried lardo, put that entry on your bucket list! "That shit is good!" was heard several times—country boys and tequila shots. . . It was supposed to be a compliment to the chef.
Cannelloni with Duck and Amarone
Four of our diners shared the dry aged bone in ribeye for 2 ($135), and Himself ordered lamb chops “scottadita” 3 double chops for $45. Other dishes ordered by the group included a 16oz New York strip ($51), cannelloni with duck and Amarone $35.00, halibut and spaghetti ai frutti di mare $47.

Of course my order was the most adventurous of the group—antipasto course was beef carpaccio with warm lardo crostini (that shit is good) ($18.00), then I ordered the black fettuccine with crab jalapeños and shallots as my pasta course and it was delish! ($16 for the pasta course sized portion). For my entrée I ordered the osso buco alla Milanese with saffron orzo and gremolata complete with marrow bone (yum) ($38). Since I make my own osso buco I usually don't order it out, but I was dying to try Mario's and it was really wonderful. The lemon zest in the gremolata and in the orzo just set the dish off perfectly. I had a tawny port for dessert. Wine: was a Barbera d’Alba Sandrone 2005 Piemonte ($16/glass) and a Malbec, Tritono 2004 Mendoza ($20/glass).
Osso Buco alla Milanese with Saffron Orzo and Gremolata
We passed plates, forks and spoons full of food across and down the length of the table so that everyone could try a bite of it all.
This definitely goes down as one of the best dinners in my lifetime.
Ok, there is one in every crowd. This was grape sorbet, which was really good, but the entire table agreed that it looked like. . .well you fill in the blank.